Name him now!

Arrgh this is getting to me! What is the point of claiming there is a cabinet minister depositing and an average of 31 million kshs. (750 milion so far!) in foreign accounts without naming him? Transparency international should live up to its name and reveal who this minister is. As it is, nobody seems to be buying their story; even the person most believe is the guilty culprit is running around shouting that they name him! I am completely disappointed in Transparency International; if this was an attempt at a bluff then its been called. Name the bugger!

Meme

courtesy of Mamajunkyard

1. Favourite Kenyan food:
Fish and chips, tena that mbuta from the lakeshore, *sigh*
2. Favourite Kenyan drink:

You haven't lived until you have drunk tusker premium!

3. Favourite Kenyan TV programme:

Mamboleo; put me promptly to sleep!

4. Top 3 Kenyan hang outs:

Carni always
Mamba village


5. Top Kenyan holiday destination

Coasto kama kawaida.

6. 3 Kenyan phrases you use a lot (ati, nini, nani DO NOT count and neither does bilaz!)
(a)Acha siasa!
(b) Bure Kabisa!
(c ) Niaje jo.

7. Three things about Kenya/Kenyans that make you go ‘hmmm’

a) Pombe consumption, must be breaking records!
b)Arggh the corruption, kitu kidogo mpaka when?
c)Tribalism, useless way of dividing ourselves!


8. Three things non-Kenyans say about Kenya/Kenyans that make you go ‘hmmm’

(a) Have you met simba? Indeed; he is my rafiki!
(b) Your english is good you must have gone to a private boarding school to learn. Yup! i went to boarding, hardly private


9. Three things about Kenya/Kenyans which non-Kenyans ought to know.

(a) We are not all runners!
(b) We have cars, houses and real roads too.
(c )No, i am not an undercover african prince looking for a bride.

10. Complete this sentence: I am Kenyan because…..
of my lakeside connecsion!

Am high

Ok i am high, drunk if you may, been working on this bacardi and punch all day and it has me twisted. Now there is this birthday party i have been invited to. A house party and you should know we kenyans look for every excuse in the book to party. However, there is one thing i still find hard to get, what is it with the whole cliqueish re-run most like to get into. Ok so way back -10 yrs or
in your high school when some guy jumped out of the class window and landed on his/her head.. So what? goodness why do people have to be stuck in the past?? anyways let me go and see what this party has in store, i may need to dig up some stories from high school to mingle. hmm..

look at the side without Kenyans across the stadium 

Kenya RFC! 

Kenyans en masse! 

LA Sevens!

Back to reality, just came back from the usasevens in LA, lost my voice yelling and all so all i can do it write. Well, we went we cheered we owned the stadium untill they hated us, damn dimwits, they got so mad at us for cheering loud they tried to disrupt our seating! i mean seriously if you ask me without the kenyans in LA the whole event would have been a complete bore! Soon as i figure out how to post pictures i here i will show you what i mean. So as i was saying, Kenyans took up three quaters of the crowd, and that is not a biased observation. But what pisses me off is the fact that there was hardly a mention if the Kenyan team - who incidentally made it to the bowl championship or the fan who made the event what it was! I looked everywhere and nada! WZZP with that?

Day 1

Wow! finally managed to set this up, it was actually easier than my doubting self had thought. As a matter of fact i would still be "thinking" about it had a very good friend not urged me on.
So what do people do with blogs anyways?